“If Governor Fields is right, I am going to stand by him because he is right. If he is wrong, I am going to stand by him because he is a Democrat.”

–King George III of England

–Sir Boyle Roche, eighteenth century member of British Parliament

–Senator Augustus Owsley Stanley (D-Ken.) during the 1920s

–Ex-Houston Oiler and Florida State coach Bill Peterson

–on a sign at a railroad station

–Film director Gregory Ratoff

–George Rogers, New Orleans Saints running back

–Alexander Haig, during a March 1981 Time interview

–Marlon Starling, WBA welterweight, talking about fighting the titlist Lloyd Honeyham

–Yogi Berra, talking about new Yankee Rickey Henderson, known for his base-stealing ability

–George Bush in 1988 when aides accused of anti-Semitism resigned from his campaign

–Chic Hecht, Nevada senator, talking about his 18 years of participation in covert operations as an army intelligence officer

–John Monks, Oklahoma state representative, arguing against a bill that would make cockfighting illegal in the state

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