“Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true.”

Sir Boyle Roche, eighteenth century member of British Parliament

Resolution of Board of Councilmen, Canton, Mississippi, mid-1800s

Lord Curzon, British statesman and Viceroy of India (1898-1905), Oxford University Chancellor, Foreign Secretary (1919-1924 )

–Dizzy Dean, baseball hall-of-famer turned sports announcer, talking about an uproar in the stands during a St. Louis Browns game he was covering

–Dizzy Dean, on air a few minutes later; after a studio exec quietly told him that the “fat lady” was actually the Queen of the Netherlands

–Announcer of children’s radio show “Life with Mother,” to her audience, as reported by Geoffrey Moorhouse

–Richard Nixon, while attending Charles de Gaulle’s funeral

–From a military intelligence document during the Vietnam War, quoted by ex-Army intelligence officer Bruce E. Jones

A correction printed in the Daily Californian

Richard M. Daley, mayor of Chicago commenting on the rise of crime in his city

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Letter from the Iowa Department of Human Services

Ronald Reagan in a speech. He later indicated he meant to say “Congressman”

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